I make a beautiful woman. 

(Source: itsapunnyday)


2 years ago 27
kuzco, emperor's new groove, disney, llama,

hellotasha:

Top 100 Characters

Emperor Kuzco | The Emperor’s New Groove

Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually, my story. That’s right… I’m that llama. The name is Kuzco… Emperor Kuzco. I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I’ll tell you what. You go back a ways, you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense. ”

(via hermanjgranger)


2 years ago 15
emperor-kuzco, Emperor's New Groove, david spade, Disney, llama face, haha,

waltdisneyconfessions:

When I list Disney princesses, I include Emperor Kuzco.

Yea you see there’s a funny story there. I am an Emperor. Not a princess. *pulls down a chart, one of a picture of him, the other of a princess* This is an Emperor. *points to himself* This is a princess. *points to the princess* See the difference!?


2 years ago 3273
emperor kuzco, Emperor's New Groove, kuzco, pretty pretty princess line, disney princesses, walt disney confessions, feeding the trolls?,